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Junk

Jewish spunk. Semen created in the (typically smaller than average) ball sacks of Jewish males. Large quantities of junk can be found during the act of a synagake.
David drenched Lindsay in a gallon of Junk after their son's bar mitzvah.
by Craig in NYC July 13, 2011
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tittle junk

Phrase used when something goes wrong and/or is stupid; bullshit
“Ohhh tittle junk, ‘Ol Ron did it again!”

Get a life you freak.”
“You get a life! This is tittle junk!
by Vogue_Bitch February 2, 2021
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junk

Relax man,I've seen your junk before -Amethyst(Steven Universe Episode"Maximum Capacity")
by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019
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Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole
John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"
by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011
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Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.
The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!
by P4n1k November 20, 2019
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junk text

when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!
by Flav101 December 18, 2013
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Junk Bunny

In reference to someone who is annoying, whiney, or complains constantly.
I cant stand to be in the same room as you, your such a junk bunny!
by the unjunk bunny January 1, 2012
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