The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.
by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017
Get the Shit Nipsmug. When you undress a beautiful woman with what appeared to be perfect breasts, only to find that she has the largest, most horribly shaped nipples a girl could ever have.
I brought Carol home after a night of drinking. We all thought she had such a great rack. Well, when we got back to my place, things got hot and heavy. After fingering her for about 15 minutes and stripping her panties out from under her skirt, we started taking the rest of our clothes off. I eagerly stripped off her super sexy blouse. She gladly removed her bra. Although the lights were dimmed, I could easily make out her shapely body. All things considered, the form of her tits was spot on, but I swear to you brother, I was face to face with the nips of wrath.
by faceyneck May 13, 2014
Get the Nips of Wrathmug. by Lay-Knee January 4, 2017
Get the Nip Stingsmug. 
by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018
Get the Chocolate Nip Cookiesmug. 
by Mriknowitallmorethanyou October 21, 2015
Get the chub nipsmug.