Night Sandwich

Any sandwich you enjoy while intoxicated and a sober friend drove your ass to get it.

My slampiece took me to wendys last night for a night sandwich. I was so drunk I ordered an arbys roast beef.

by Burt_Reynolds88 May 2, 2011

Mighty-night

How to send off your mates with honour and glory before they drift off to la-la land. Ideally delivered in a near-offensively Mary Poppins cockney.

"Nighty-night."
"The fuck?! I don't get a 'mighty-night'? Do I mean nothing to you?!"

by nwtraveler July 11, 2023

squad night

When a group of friends get together and do do weird,gay shit.

Damn,Anton ended up getting a bj last squad night. I guess things got a bit too crazy!

by AyeBoi June 6, 2016

Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010

Night Tennis

The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.

Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”

by NightTennisBoi April 13, 2019

noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019

Night burger

All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.

K: Ugh, what's that smell?

H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.

K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!

by Lilyitha February 4, 2014