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Morgan Freeman 

a) noun

synonym for epicness or awesomeness; in its presence one is filled with awe

b) literary device
used to describe the feeling of having one's breath taken away by epic beauty or the like
a) "Wow, that is really Morgan Freeman..."

b) "I feel like I just died and woke up to the face of Morgan Freeman..."

morgan city trash 

n. any one of the scumfucks, punks, and/or black sheep, losers, lunatics, drug fiends, sex fiends, system-fucked, outcasts, from morgan city, louisiana, who may be one or more of the following, but certainly not limited to:

a drunk, a drug addict, an out-of-controller-rock'n'roller", a rude, a crude, mean dude, and is probably disliked by all, hated by most, and despised by many, and who may also have serious issues with police, the judicial system, all politicians, all politics, all forms of control, and all governments as a whole;

Morgan city trash may also be dangerous to fuck with, so please be advised--one may snap at any given moment due to any small amount of stress or fucking-withness;

If you happen to come across a person of morgan city trash decent, please keep your cool, do not make direct eye-contact, and run to call you nearest, cruelest form of police-state personnel. Also be advised that morgan city trash is comprised of those not actually from morgan city, and may, in fact, include those from the surrounding TRI-city areas, which are berwick, patterson, and stephensville or calumet (the later two, though very rare, are likewise dangerous: please be warned).
Examples of Morgan City Trash are, but is also very much not limited to, since Morgan City continues to accrue and create large amounts of Morgan City Trash every single day:
ka: Bin Sleeping (aka Trash Bin)
ka: Dr. Elwood Death
ka: Germy Candy (m.i.a. last 2 years)
ka: Jesuschriss (m.i.a. last 3 years)
ka: J. Peckerhead aka the Playo (with the most Mayo)
ka: Chris Gee Golly Christfuck
ka: Timmy the Fist
ka: Lil A (coming soon to your town, or gulf island)
ka: Dirty Jake (m.i.a.--hopefully not permanently)
ka: oki doki Loki
ka: Twyner (last seen in lockup: be especially warned)
ka: Bougsie the Scumfuck (m.i.a. believed to be in Oregon, living on a mountaintop like a hippie, perfecting his clown routine)
morgan city trash by JcBibble January 6, 2008

Morgan Ablett

an amazing wonder full girl that i am in total love with she is beautifull drop dead sexy
Morgan Ablett makes me soo happy i couldnt live with out her
Morgan Ablett by popacherry720 January 6, 2008

Morgan Freemaned 

When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.
- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?

morgan webb 

A woman who's a co-host of X Play and has a new feature in FHM magazine. She appeals to the horny male; age 18-34 demographic that G4 is trying to net because of her T&A, which isn't even all that. She knows nothing about video games, and is just another annoying personality.

Most gamers drool over her because she's a girl who plays video games. Guess what kids? There's no chance you're going to get her. And if you're tuning into X Play just to see her.. Then you're looking at it for the wrong reasons.

You should've stuck w/ doing Windows tips on The Screen Savers Morgan. You're no gamer.
Christ, Morgan Webb doesn't know shit about games and isn't even remotely funny. Adam Sessler on the other hand, is entertaining and knows what he's talking about.

Morgan Freeman 

1.another word for the HNIC, head nigga in charge.

2.someone who stands up to the white man.
1."hes a real morgan freeman so don't mess with him."

2."that guy is a real morgan freeman for talking to Bush like that ."
Morgan Freeman by Void Zombie June 26, 2009