bet money

you say “bet money” in a high pitched voiced when somebody tells you, you can’t do this, or i bet you wont go talk to shawty, she brackin.

Daquan: i bet you wont get baby number.
kendall: BET MONEY

Jeremiah: i bet you cant get home girl, she a dime
Gracen: BET MONEY

by DAYGOVOCABULARY November 22, 2017

licence to print money

(n.) A highly profitable business.

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

gimme your fucking money

when you need money

girl throws doll to a wall and screams "gimme your fucking money"

by Jners November 12, 2017

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

shit money

The theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. Hence all your money is worth shit all.

'dude, that parking ticket was for £200!'
'Shit money.'

'man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!'
'shit money.'

by ihateslappers May 16, 2009

Silk money

Its so silky that nobody knows about its exported from northern china it occasionally is found in some parts of cuba. Because these are communist country's. You can find silk money on the black markets in both these country's. This is normally sold by people with the name Thomas or mick. Or sultans live in ice sculpture castle/palaces, or people who owns a golden toilet, or owns a wild pack of bangle tigers.

That burger was Hella silk money

by Silk moe August 9, 2009

moneyko

Term used by bargirls in the Philippines to describe their sugar daddies. A play on the word Honeyko, which means sweetheart. Moneykos are guys who get played for their cash with no real concern for their feelings.

Hahaha you really played your moneyko for that new phone.

by mccutheon May 13, 2006