Monke

Monke is life
Monke is peace
Monke is justice
Monke is the way

"Monke is the way" - person 1

"Monke is the way" - person 2

by Zaapp69 March 1, 2021

monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find

John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck

by HennerPenner April 9, 2021

Ohian Monke

The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.

broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying

by Darkbo i May 4, 2023

Le Monke

A very large, fat, huge orangutan who says, "Uh Oh Stinky!"

Rebecca: OMG Keisha, did you see that video about Le Monke?
Keisha, "Ofc I did bae.

by Picayune Person March 11, 2024

Monke

Made by Jeremiah Nyeswah on accident means anything

“Wsp Monke” “i hate MONKES so much”
“Monke butt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”

by Monkemanstan March 4, 2023

MONKE

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO GETS ABSOLUTE ASS OR “BUTT” WHEN EVER THEY PLEASE AND HAS THE POWER TO RIZZ THOSE WHO THEY DESIRE.SOMEONE WHO CAN GET ANY GIRL OR FUCK ANY BITCH THEY WANT OR AFTER GETTING PUSSY

Yo WADE N CALEB GOT HELLA MONKE AT DA PARTY

YO I GOT MONKE LAST NIGHT HER SHI WAS IGH SHE GAVE DAT SLOPPY IN DA MOVIES.

Yo GO SMACK AT DAT MONKE RIGH THERE

by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022

monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.

He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.

by surprise shark May 7, 2025