Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.
Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
by TheManThing November 22, 2017
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Get the mini nilla mug.A play on “Frosted Mini Wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man ejaculates into a woman and she queefs out the semen, or “frosting.”
Girl 1 “how was your date last night?”
Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”
Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”
Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”
Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”
Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”
Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”
Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”
Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”
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