Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

E-Milf

Exactly like a normal Milf with the added bonus of being a gamer herself and having an E-Girl or E-Boy as daughter/son.

Person 1: Dude my Mom plays Viedeogames.
Person 2: Not just Candy Crush on her Phone?
Person 1: No like real Games!
Person 2: Yo dude I think your Mom is an E-Milf.

by Quonquertron February 7, 2020

Triple milf cum shot

when you cum so hard it hits all three of the single milfs in your area you keep getting ads for

yo bro i got these triple milf cum shot last night, hit em all at once

by SmashMilk420 March 24, 2020

MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.

Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.

by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020

milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 18, 2020

milf

man i love floppa

"damn milf'

by iloveobama November 28, 2020

Fur milf

A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.

Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.

by Furmilflover June 5, 2020