midnight oak

Is when you get a boner in the night time.

Chris:"Yo man I got midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tom:"Sucks to be you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX November 03, 2015

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Midnight mulligan

The person you meet at last call that you end up regretably taking home after striking out with everyone else in the bar.

Chad couldn't find anyone to take home so he had to pull a midnight mulligan.

by Onehole June 26, 2021

The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.

I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser

by Dave'snothere June 09, 2018

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Midnight Ass

The act of intercourse
...
...
...at night

Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.

by Tronalfazz October 01, 2016

Midnight Roamers

A pack of friends who would rather roam the streets of their towns/city at midnight than during the day.

We called eachother bestfriends though the term never really stuck to me. We were more like Midnight Roamers than bestfriends but hey, I earned myself 3 loyal friends.

by mustardmuffins August 23, 2015