Midget

Madison that all I need to say they are so small they can't reach Adians dick.

Madison is a midget so she's to short to suck Adians dick.

by Escibar May 27, 2022

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016

Midget

Mid-grade marijuana. Also known as reggie or mids

My man's getting off elbows of midget for $950. you know he's getting it in. Let's rob that nigga

by Circle D November 13, 2017

midget cock

small guys with massive cocks

i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.

by slutfor July 21, 2022

midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.

George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.

by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017

Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020

Gay midget

Sophia is a gay midget

1: hey

2: Sophia's a gay midget.

by random guy5237346 November 13, 2022