markyel

a person that can be annoying at times but will always be there for you when you really need it, there like an annoying brother. always there to annoy you but also always there to help you.

i should talk to markyel

by Nugget01 January 13, 2024

Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.

" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"

by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006

Markeh

A short term for MrMarkeh

You: Markeh
Them: Yeah MrMarkeh

by Ortx9r March 26, 2010

marked as sperm

"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".

A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:

john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD

(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)

by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010

Marker Stacker

A derogatory term used by small children;

Used sarcastically when you are involved in a dispute where the other party is acting like a small child.

Ryan: I'm not your friend anymore...
Josh: Oh yeah, well your a stupid Marker Stacker!

by VC crew July 31, 2010

Markethong

Marketing term to describe advertising campaigns with high erotic charge or sexual content.

Have you seen the latest Wonderbra spot?

Man, those Mad Men went totally Markethong

by Phunko December 7, 2010

Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.

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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!

by QuakerOatsMapleBrownSugar May 4, 2013