March 3

National smack boys butt day

Girl: Hey guess what today is!
Boy: What?
Girl: March 3, National smack boys butt day
Boy: OUCH!

by Simp._.cali March 2, 2022

March 3rd

Today is the day whereb you have to hug ur crush

march 3rd

by ManCity Sucks March 2, 2021

March 26th

March 26th is when the most gorgeous girls in the world are born. They usually are known for their kind and bright personalities, and also because of their great looking hair. Beautiful, funny and adorable, March 26th girls are one of the best out there.

Who's that hot girl over there? omg. Bruh, I have no idea, but she must have been born on March 26th

by wabadoombad00 October 16, 2019

march 9

the hottest boys are born on this day and they are also the most loyal boys.

Girl: woah do you see that guy he’s hot and loyal
Her friend: he must be born on march 9

by hdjwlaoxuycbtnr October 16, 2019

No Masturbate March

A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November

Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019

March 27

IT’S SPRING BREAK!!!!! Your parents HAVE TO take you to siesta key Florida!! AND THEY CANT SAY NO! THEY ALSO HAVE TO PAY! GOOD LUCK TO THEM

You: Hey mom and dad so siesta key for spring break?
Them: No
You: it’s March 27th
Them: fine

by Jojotoose January 7, 2021

March 10

March ten is the day that a guy named Bruno gets to slap a girl named Megan

Bruno:Hey Megan!
Megan:Oh Hey
Bruno:*Slaps Megan*

Megan:what the heck was that for?
Bruno it’s March 10

by Daniel99 March 9, 2020