making grandma

(verb) Masturbating.

My wife and I caught my uncle making grandma in the bushes at our wedding. He said he was planning a breathtaking gift but this wasn't what I had in mind!

by Philonoesis July 31, 2023

to make pie

to have sex

"Do you want to make pie tonight?"

by unicornbladder April 5, 2017

Make a Sebastian

Making a year without having sexual intercourse.

Make a Sebastian?
I'm going for the second!

by Gurudosexo March 23, 2019

Make islands

A voiding of ones bowels in such an amount as to crest the surface of the bowl water, thus lending the appearance of a small island.

"Dood, it's been three days; I've gotta make islands. There's probably a turd wrapped around my spine by now."

by Deertay November 14, 2011

make a soup

when someone is horrible to your best friend so you target them, pour sand and water in their mouth and say "make a fucking soup"

"Make a soup"

Girl- he was being mean to me
Boy- don't worry I told him to make a fucking soup
Girl- thank you, I'll tell him to make another fucking soup

by Kathina July 25, 2017

making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Making Bears

Another way of saying you're taking a shit.

"Aw man, one second bro. I gotta make bears and release them into the forest real quick."

"Gerald has been in there making bears for hours!"

by Shitasstitsmcgee May 13, 2022