Green Machine

The nickname for Joe's Green '94 Camaro.

Damn that thing is da Green Machine.

by SHAKEANBAKE August 10, 2006

pinball machine

The term for getting three or four big guys in a small jail cell or trailer bedroom who beat/fuck a little guy/gal around in the little room like a bouncy, naked pinball you have sex with.

Man, I was pulling a stretch up in county for stealing that Pontiac, but me and these dudes would fire up the pinball machine on this one kid who was basically a little bitch and a drug snitch. Extra ball!

by Aldo Beefheart July 15, 2011

Yogurt Machine

Somehting that constantly barf or has diahrreah.

That damn dog is a yogurt machine.

by Nuclear Muffin September 7, 2003

hoe machine

A machine that creates hoes for personal or bachlor party use.

I need a hoe machine because im borad

by Pirate Nate January 4, 2007

tinkle machine

simply put... a toilet... or urinal. because you tinkle in it, and it's a machine... get it people...

Alright I got 6 beers down... it's about time I hit the tinkle machine

by Necro260 May 12, 2007

turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine

Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.

by large anal beads November 10, 2013

skeet machine

A slang term for a marijuana vaporizer , sometimes referred to as a wax pen or dab pen.

aye bro if you let me hit the skeet machine i'll give you two poptarts

by Weed Nigga March 7, 2019