Landon 

Landon might seem like a nice guy on the surface but once you get to know him you will find out that he is a manipulative, controlling, insecure, self-victimizing, and mean BOY. He will emotionally abuse you and not have an ounce of regret. When you try to communicate he will either shut you down, un-validate your feelings, or somehow switch it around on you and blame you for feeling the way you do about something. He’s impulsive and will say whatever he wants and not apologize because he is too prideful. He is immature and can get violent. He doesn’t take accountability in his actions and has a bad mindset. He’s a hypocrite and has a lot of problems that he doesn’t believe he has. He will watch you cry and not even flinch. He will put you through so much bullshit and once you reciprocate his energy only then is there a problem. Landon is miserable.

Landon is a dummy

Landon by Butterflybby44 October 21, 2019

Landon 

Landon is a gay kid and he is so ugly

Landons are usually with blonde hair

Isn’t Landon gay
Lol yeah he is

Landon by 1239mejckf November 16, 2019

Rockstar Landing 

The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.

Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!

Rockstar Landing by Crazy Chris L June 21, 2005

superhero landing 

Su·per·he·ro Lan·ding
/verb
The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.

"Sex has been boring lately, shall we spice it up a bit with the superhero landing?"

superhero landing by CockGobbler3000 May 14, 2018

Landon 

Big dick motherfucker

Oh look it’s landon

Landon by Landocommando41 June 2, 2018

awkward lapdance

where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.

awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*

awkward lapdance by tori666 February 2, 2009

landing gear 

The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.

Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.

landing gear by adam xe4 March 1, 2005