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Kansas Sickness

A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”

“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
by WaltonT October 14, 2023
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Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

Sounds fun!”
by epausti November 13, 2023
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Kaasa

"Å ta en Kaasa" - Synonymt med å "overinsje", og kan oppleves av andre som ekstremt stressende. Men ufattelig gøy; til tider kan det oppleves som ensomt, slitsomt men at man samtidig er ivaretatt.
Ordet er en forkortelse av en S.A Kaasa. Det kan være når han forsvinner avgårde med MG-en for å ta stilling mens MG2eren blir glemt 10-20 meter lengre bak. Det kan være når man etter en lang dag ute i felt eller hvilken som helst slitsom aktivitet, så presterer vedkommende som "Tar en Kaasa" å si ting som "Vi tar en grop/en runde til etter neste måltid".

Å ta en Kaasa er tydeligvis å insje på ekstremt umenneskelig vis.

Tilfeller av å ta en Kaasa endrer seg fortløpende.
Det skal bemerkes at man aldri blir for gammel for å ta en Kaasa, man er heller aldri for ung. Man kan ta en Kaasa ved middagsbordet og man kan ta en Kaasa på do.

Når man tar en Kaasa insjer man heller for mye enn for lite.
Jeg vet vi har trent mye på stridsdrill A, men vi tar en Kaasa og gjør det en siste gang så det sitter.
by MG-1'er November 15, 2023
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Kansas City chiefs fan

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life
by Monkman625 January 28, 2024
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Kansas Kebab

When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.
John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"

Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"
by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024
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kajaibigan

A tagalog short term of friend with benefits, sex buddy, jerjer friend.
This girl is my kaijaibigan. (Tagalog: Siya ay aking kajaibigan.)
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
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