Kevin

The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.

"Nice form on that Kevin."
"I just pulled off a Kevin."
"Did someone Kevin in my clam chowder?"

by Iowa Nelly April 16, 2008

Kevin

a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.

Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT!

by mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 January 12, 2009

Kevin

Likes to be raped. Also the act of raping .

Lets 'Kevin' that guy

by sidjosdj August 13, 2010

Kevin

A guy who likes 2 guy 3-ways and touches sacks with the other guy

Dude last night I was really wasted and I pulled a Kevin! I'm really ashamed...

by killazilla200 July 22, 2010

Kevin Rudd

Umm ... only the FRIGGIN prime minister of AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!

"Kevin Rudd looks like Mr Sheen."

by ...zzz December 27, 2007

Kevin Millar Home Run

A "home run" hit about 20 feet foul of the left field pole.

"Dude I was way ahead of that fastball and cranked it for a Kevin Millar Home Run."

by Kevin Millar's KFC AD March 7, 2009

Kevined

To be locked in an old messy car with dysfunctional back doors. How long it takes you to get out says a lot about the type of person you are.

"Dude, I got Kevined today?"
"You're such a scrub bro!"

by TraceRabil December 2, 2011