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useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.
Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
by imaliltpot September 19, 2015
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Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.
"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."
by Matty Firm May 31, 2022
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junk trip

this is when you feel like you're high, but you're not on drugs or alcohol.
Bob: Dude, I feel like I'm on a junk trip.
Joe: But, you're not high!
Bob: That's the whole point!
by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones October 6, 2008
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Junk Hog

1. An individual who overindulges in the consumption of junk. Junk can be defined as any opiate or opioid medication preparation. One who hogs units of a junk shot preparation in which two individuals cook up a dual score utilizing a single needle. The second person shooting said drugs is dubbed as taking a, "back seat" on a shot. Folks in the backseat typically contracted illnesses from directly injecting the initial shooter's blood. This contraction depends on a vast amount of factors as some diseases contracted from needles, droppers, etc., are either blood or airborne. Basically hepatitis C & HIV are the culprits as well as flesh eating viruses for example.
Bowery the dealer - Sid, I love you & I love Nancy but she is a junk hog. She is bringing you down man. She doesn't give a fuck about anything else except pumping her &, your veins full of gear...
by tOXR(A)!! July 11, 2021
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Junk-Start

A pre-penetration blow job, like when you do not have a lot of time for sex so you have to forego the foreplay.
We planned a nooner but i had to be back at my desk at 12:30; After a 5 minute .junk-start, we went at it like banshees and i made it back to work on time.
by fffrick November 15, 2025
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Junk Bunny

In reference to someone who is annoying, whiney, or complains constantly.
I cant stand to be in the same room as you, your such a junk bunny!
by the unjunk bunny January 1, 2012
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junk text

when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!
by Flav101 December 18, 2013
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