July 5

People who are offended outshined by people born in July 4th but are actually the underdogs

God: they have a gift that can’t be noticed, birth them in July 5th

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020

25 july

you are a beautifully seasoned bitch and you should love yourself bc you're a summer girl

"25 july is your birthday? damn you must be a summery bitch"

by kraftybicth November 22, 2021

July 18th

national suck a dick day

when in doubt july 18th always helps the boys out

by thebaddestandrealest October 19, 2019

July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

by suga.is.bae August 4, 2021

July 25

The day my baby was born, I love him so much

Me: what’s your birthday

Chris: July 25
Me: sweet bro, fuck off

by Kaleyfw12 July 28, 2021

July 7th

GABBYS do nothing. If your names gabby or your nicknames gabby congrats you don’t have to do anything

Mom: clean the house

Gabby: but it’s July 7th
Mom: how could I forget sorry go do nothing

by lmaogab July 7, 2022

July 17th

Fight your cousin day

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin

by Mlcg1 July 15, 2022