by rustydickedasianguy August 27, 2008
by a person who states facts March 10, 2019
sensitive turtle that plays fortnite. wannabe playboicarti soundcloud rapper. usually with no clout.
by Joey dez April 04, 2018
Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.
Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.
Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.
Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.
Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*
by EJ Falkon April 19, 2010
Joey: " bro I got a free ticket, a stay in the condo for free, food for free, drinks for free and drugs for free and I banged that 16 year old "
Me: "Joey clark you're a wook"
Me: "Joey clark you're a wook"
by lhjfan May 15, 2017
A yellow labrador usually, cutest dog you'll ever find. Has a blue collar most of the time, and loves to swim. He is sometimes insecure about himself, so make sure to give him a lot of treats if you see him. Slightly plump. <---But adorable (:
(very weird -KT™)
(very weird -KT™)
by KT™ Follower March 29, 2010
by puthydestroyer69milf September 29, 2021