Jekky

Nickname for "American Idol" winner Kelly Clarkson

Did you hear that new song by Jekky on the radio?

by Crunkman December 20, 2006

jerk and toss

to make the motion of jacking off, then throwing the load in someones face

noah was bitching, so mike and thoma jerk and tossed him right to his face.

by mark durning September 6, 2007

jerker's lean

Just as a plant bends toward the sunlight, the male penis will bend permanently toward the favorable hand used when jerking off.

Why does John's penis bend to the left when he's erect? Answer: Because he uses his left hand to jerk off. In other words, he has mad jerker's lean.

by Scrappy777 January 14, 2008

jerk surfing

The art of flipping a bed over onto the poor bastard in it. Then jumping on top of the bed and seeing how long you can stay on top and keep riding your "wave" (the twisting, curseing person under the bed). Jumping up and down is also A-O-K, just don't touch the floor. Else you have to start over.

Well the Jerk passed out on the bed.. So Brett decided to go "Jerk Surfing" and flipped the bed over onto the Jerk; and jumped on top of the mess.

"Hey get out of my bed you stupid hippie" I yelled and still they laid there. So I did the old jerk surfing move and made sure to jump extra hard onto the bed. Dam smelly hippies.

by The JerkMeister May 14, 2008

triple jerk

When someone Jerks off (Masturbates), jerks (dance move), and eats beef jerky all at the same time.

1. Last night, when my parents left I got some beef jerky and started triple jerkin through out the house.

2. My favorite part of the day is when I can come home and triple jerk as much as I want.

by pimpster12 April 6, 2011

Harlem Globe Jerker

When 5 to 10 completely nude males gather around a female (preferably nude), run around her in a circle while ejaculating all over her, and whistle the Harlem Globe Trotter theme song.

Dude...me and my friends ran around your grandmother and gave her the old Harlem Globe Jerker.

by Ricky George December 31, 2007

Canadian Bacon Jerk

After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.

i love the taste of susie's mouth after receiving a canadian bacon jerk.

by bri-marzee February 7, 2009