Jeff Patenaude

A man beast that loves showering himself with mayonnaise and pink sauce from a local hibachi restaurants.

Oh my god, did you see Jeff Patenaude? He’s so hot right now.

by NYCsSaaaasy October 28, 2022

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jeff ryan

Jeff is the meaning of Slav squad in Cantonese and I know dis will be read by him so follow him @slav boi Steve

My names Jeff Ryan

by Slav boi Steve November 26, 2018

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Jeff McClure

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self

3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!

by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023

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Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

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Jeff Dahmer

The Jeff Dahmer is a sexual act involving two people, it does not have to be specifically gay but it can. One person covers themselves in meat (It can be raw to improve the experience and pork is recommended) and the partner will start consuming the meat off their body while also fucking them in the process while also cutting your partner so they bleed all over themselves and drinking the blood.

“Bro my girlfriend wanted me to Jeff dahmer her. We broke up after the experience. I couldn’t take that shit any more.”

by Goodguy111111 September 07, 2023

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