Sir is the kindest, most beautiful, handsome, cute, adorablee, smart and loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Usually tall asl and strong and he is hilarious likee allll his joeks r funny. He doesnt realize how perfect and amazing he is. If you get in a rls with a sir never let him goo you will lose your worldd.
Jessica- "Hey did you see Sir today?"
Sarah- "Yea he looked fine asf omg!!"
Jessica-"Yess too bad hes dating abby otherwise id totally tap that"
Sarah- "Yea he looked fine asf omg!!"
Jessica-"Yess too bad hes dating abby otherwise id totally tap that"
by stinky1117 October 1, 2023
Get the Sir mug.A person, usually male, who constantly talks non-sense, or yaps that they could either be royal or knighted for how much they do so.
James: Please make room for our highness you peasants, Sir. Yappington the Third is coming through!
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..
Billy: *Yaps his way through the hall*
Philip: *Starts to tear up* His yaps.. They're so beautiful..
by The Remsters April 19, 2024
Get the Sir. Yappington the Third mug.Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.
1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.
by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017
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Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!
A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!
A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!
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Lal is lal, oru kaatil oru simham mathi!
If he's your class teacher ur one lucky mf.
Lal is lal, oru kaatil oru simham mathi!
If he's your class teacher ur one lucky mf.
by Bloved studnt of lalu frm XI A June 2, 2023
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