Going Vendal

The moment a person erupts with rage due to a vending machine either not having what this person wants or not dispensing it completely leving it hanging on the spiral hook (already paid for.) Said persons have been known to bang on the glass, yell (sometimes including obscenities), rock the machine to try and shake their item off the hook or even break the glass to get their item.
Guy: WHAT?!?! WHAT THE #$%^@! I WANT MY CANDY BAR -- NOWW!!!
Me: Dude it's just a candy bar; chill out.
Guy: SHUT UP! CAN'T YOU TELL I'M GOING VENDAL ON THIS MACHINE?!?!
Me: Here have a dollar and buy another one. Just shut up.
Guy: Whew - thanks man.
by Gruteman October 02, 2012
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go to Jared

a phrase indicative of female beauty, as put into the public consciousness by the famous "He went to Jared" commercials.
Gawdam...I would sooooo go to Jared for her
by ColonelColonel November 21, 2010
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ham to go

When a dire situation prevents a man from immediately acting upon sexual tension, thus the man must request the women’s participation in sexual intercourse at the next available opportunity at a different location.
Man A: Aren’t you supposed to be hooking up with Kelly tonight?

Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go
by 99 Oreos January 06, 2022
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Go by float

How are you going to get by with a broken shoulder from cycling?

Go by float!
by WallaceK December 16, 2010
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Going in dry

Vaginal or anal sex without lubrication, whether natural (such as from foreplay which causes vaginal wetness), or artificial (such as KY or Vaseline). This provides pleasure for the penetrating partner because of the tightness, but can cause pain for the person who's being penetrated, especially anally.
by Datch Guy June 30, 2022
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To go Muslim

It means to intentionally give up all worries and hesitations to get completely engrossed in an object, or a task.

This phrase stems from the literal definition of "Islam," which means to completely submit to the will of the superpower in Arabic language.
The kids went Muslim on their first Halloween trick or treat event in Grandpa's neighborhood! They hauled at least 50 lbs of candy!

It's finally sunny in San Francisco! I am wearing my crop top and short shorts, for I am going muslim for Sun! Want to join me, Tiffany?

You have to go muslim on a magic mushroom trip in the park, or it will be all muscular cramps and bad moments! Embrace your sensations! Love them and enjoy!
by ninzy_got_tits November 13, 2021
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Go-Billion

A very large number used to tower a billion.
I don't know what to say Kim, there are a go-billion things going through my head.
by BeardofWisdom July 08, 2015
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