dirty cave bitch

A white girl that has sex with ghetto black guys. A white girl that has multiple children by multiple ghetto black guys. A white girl that only goes after purple crayons.
She's a dirty cave bitch cause she only fucks ghetto black guys.
by cptnate04 August 28, 2010
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Maltese cave cows

Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
by zholty January 15, 2008
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Cave Dwellers

a group of random people that sit around and play with themselves. They get bored of just playing with themselves so they throw random shit around such as fruit, yogurt and other various food items of choice. They make loud noise that scare off the other creatures in the school. DONKEY ASS. that is all. They all usually mooch off of the the blonde kid in the corner for her food. Her mother is very generous ;D
random cave dwellers: 'HOLY FUCK I'M BORED *throws an apple*'
by FAGGOTS FOR LIFE September 22, 2010
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Carnal Cave of Desires

Female reproducitve organ (ie. vagina)
aka: hot, sticky wet area betwixt females legs, vag, cooch, pussy, cunt, hot box, hot pocket, love box, pleasure valley, beaver, twat, etc.
He caressed her carnal cave of desires with his tongue, as they laid in the back seat of his Mothers Volvo Stationwagon

"Sigfried!! My carnal cave of desires cant take this torture any longer! I need you inside me!"
by unipenis April 06, 2009
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Man Cave Sports

Sports website (www.mancavesportslounge.com);A room, area, or most likely the basement, of a dwelling that is reserved for guys to be away from the rest of the household (lady friend or significant other) in order to watch, read, or write about sports. This area is usually decorated by the male, without influence from lady friends. In rare occasions, females who can hold their own, when it comes to talking sports, are welcome in this domain. Man Cave essentials include: good friends, good food, TV (preferably HD) and remote control , beer (for 21 and up), and Pepsi for minors.
Guy 1: Dude, I love hanging out and talking "Man Cave Sports".

Guy 2: I know! I had to get away from my lady friend. She was going on and on about American Idol. I had to get to the Man Cave.

Guy 3: Did you see the article making fun of Tim Tebow on Man Cave Sports today? HILARIOUS.
by Hunter Scott 10 April 25, 2010
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pain cave

A mentally and/or physically debilitating condition worse than a hang over usually brought on by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol combined with severe lack of sleep.
... oh my head... it's a day in the pain cave for me today, thanks to that goddamn moonshine!
by 00s4s00 November 15, 2009
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saggy bat cave

a womans virgina that is very loose and saggy
i fucked this woman at the weekend but she did have a saggy bat cave said ravi
by lukeboi December 08, 2006
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