Hookeritis

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**

1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.

by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 05, 2018

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 05, 2022

Man hooker

A guy who fucks a lot of girls

Kendall is a man hooker

by 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 November 20, 2020

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

saskatchewan dirty hooker

Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile

You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar

by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023

Hooker holler

The manner in which to pick up hookers using the holler "yee-yee"

Bro #1: yo is that a hooker walking over there?
Bro #2: yeah give her a hooker holler.
Bro #1: yee-yee
Bro #2: yeah here she comes.

by Phatkiddpk May 07, 2022