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hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.
i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich
by aidsgirl August 1, 2011
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unoriginal hooker

A person who steals others tag lines, and is usually a slut and not worth anyones time....a.k.a. a hooker..
Alexandra S. is an unoriginal hooker. kthnx.
by Tiff, Alex and Kelsey April 2, 2008
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Cruked Hooker

A chick who starts to get all hot and heavy with a guy but than has a change of heart and doesn't follow through with getting the guy off, even after, but not necessarily, he has gotten her off.
I was having a great time with the chick last night but when I got her home she turned out to be a total cruked hooker.
by The Bruns August 6, 2008
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Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013
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Hooker Herder

refers to anyone who pimps or otherwise commands multiple woman to go various places.
verb Jim HookerHerded his girl to make 4 sandwiches today.

noun I was with george yesterday and by the way he kept callin girls and getting me to do things i am deffintly classifying him as Hooker Herder.
by Zak Fetzner March 4, 2014
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hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.
It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!
by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014
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one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.
Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.
by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014
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