Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut

Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit

by ChaosMates June 20, 2022

horny weirdo

someone who is horny all the time and literally can’t control themselves even though they believe there’s nothing wrong with them when there seriously is. They usually use this horny facade to mask their sadness. So they’re sad and horny

“God Craig is such a
horny weirdo”

by Xtrarip January 27, 2019

Horny Sauce

Cum, literally just male ejaculate.

Yeah man, I got my horny sauce all over your mom last night.

by Papiana February 5, 2022

Horny Dolphin

A rapist.

Sam: have you heard? Richard frok history is a horny dolphin
Mark: yeah, fuck him

by tramp3000 August 9, 2018

Horny Stretch

When you stretch really far and it starts to feel really good in your crotch

Man i'm going to horny stretch, it's gonna feel so good

by The Geek Who Dies Badest September 12, 2019

Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.

Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(

by Dentor February 16, 2020

horny gaby

you ....

gaby chill your doing it again horny gaby

by ttrtd April 26, 2017