banger hanger

A bra.

Look at the size of her tits . She needs an industrial strength banger hanger.

by Betty bopper February 20, 2022

coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

Two handed texas weeny wind

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

by Squawboss June 23, 2022

Hidey Handey

The act of giving a hand job under a covering.

Hey I brought a blanket in to the theatre so you could give me a hidey handey during the movie.

by DiggityDman July 9, 2022

Clam Handlers

Female version of Dick Beaters, Lady Hands, a woman’s hands.

Hey Lady! Keep your clam handlers off my vehicle!!

by DirtyluluJ March 27, 2023

Dirty-Handed Judy

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's

"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"

by Caseyd September 29, 2023