Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.
Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?
Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023
Get the Turned into a grilling rodmug. by Helpmegradu8te December 8, 2024
Get the GRILLED CHEESEmug. by CorbyCorbett June 19, 2014
Get the Bear Grilledmug. It's a fucking grilled cheese sandwich! IF U LOOKED HERE HOPING FOR A RECIPE THE NAME IS THE RECIPE U DUMB FUCK!
by FuckPineapplea May 5, 2018
Get the Grilled Cheese Sandwichmug. You achieve a grill garden (GG) when a significant portion of your food ends up staying in your front teeth. All ages can achieve a GG, but the receding gums of the over 50 crowd are both more susceptible and less embarrassed by it.
(After lunch)
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?
BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.
SIS: What's up with dad's teeth?
BRO: He's just sporting his grill garden. His Silver Singles profile pics are more impressive. Maybe he's trying to attract some vegetarian women or maybe salad just sticks in his teeth more.
by Tamicakes January 16, 2022
Get the grill gardenmug. To forget you've been cooking something and go to do something else, only to remember a little later that you were cooking something and rush back to the kitchen immediately and find that your food was cooked perfectly in that time so as to suggest their food was cooked by your fear.
"Oh, I totally fear-grilled it but thank you."
"Shit, I just fear-grilled my entire dinner."
"Did you fear-grill all of this? That is so irresponsible, man!"
"Shit, I just fear-grilled my entire dinner."
"Did you fear-grill all of this? That is so irresponsible, man!"
by CappyboySteveman July 1, 2019
Get the fear-grillmug. When a little moist shit is left in the crack on a hot summer day. When you pull the cheeks apart it looks like opening a grilled cheese sandwich.
The guy in the front row of the baseball game mooned us. As he bent over we could see he had grilled cheese butt.
by Zavwood March 10, 2014
Get the grilled cheese buttmug.