Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

Grenade Explosion

When someone shows up at a party with a bunch of people no one invited

*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*

Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!

Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!

by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

Lady Grenade

A lady who melts in your mouth(during oral sex) and blows up in your hand(fingering foreplay).

That chick is a lady Grenade.. better than a whole pack of m&ms.

by Yomioh August 11, 2025

Pussy Hand Grenade

The act of having your period mid sex which causes the male to Bust as hard as he can.

I just did the Pussy Hand Grenade in Jake.

I wanna do it again

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

grenade train

a group of unattractive girls that walk in

Everyone watch out, the grenade train is coming through.

Hey Trevor, Go hop on that grenade train.

by grand lake shore May 24, 2011

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011

The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021