Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

by D B Cooper December 20, 2013

ginger badger

A crusty light brown and tan skidmark! Usually found in RAF tradesmens under garments. Caused by fry ups from T bars scattered across military units.

I shouldnt have eaten that fry up......I darent fart as I think I may put a Ginger badger in my back pocket!

by Jeff Curnock September 6, 2007

Ginger Wizard

An obnoxious red haired Oirish Man with a propensity to drink large volumes of the Black Stuff and expell unatural quantities of a very foul smelling gas whilst still managing to get the love of a fit Amurican Filly and magically ( using a blue pill, her's is termed a roofie, his a Viagra, dont get them mixed up or you'll spend the night get rodgered by your missus)satisfying her needs (so he says).

Keven Connolly, the Ginger Wizard, got engaged to Jodie Wall!

by Kevensucksass January 9, 2009

ginger

Scottish word for carbonated soft drinks, especially in the west of Scotland.

Local shops would sell single glasses of ginger poured out of big bottles of Irn Bru and Tizer (but beware of Imitations, it had to be Barrs Irn Bru, Dunns was just not the same).

by DP JUAN September 17, 2008

ginger

Idiotic (and not really insulting) slur against people with red hair, employed in Britain, Canada, and other heavily Anglocentric cultures. Often rhymed with equally nonsensical and stupid words like "minger" and "whinger." Not really used in America (where we have the balls to LIKE redheads), except by a handful of people who think that adopting British-style racism makes them sophistcated and cool.

"Gingers have no so-ouls! Nyaah, nya-"

<WHAM!!!!>

'Maybe not, but we've got knuckles.'

by The Urban Husky November 8, 2011

Ginger Kid Army

an army of ginger chilren. lead by Ronald McDonald. these kids are out to slaughter the non gingers of the world. subliminal, suicide provoking videos such as ronald mcdonald insanity (as found on youtube) have been put out by them. if you pay attention to look at gingers you will notice they are most times in green or camoflauge.

1. i think travis might be part of the ginger kid army, his jeep is green.

2. a battalion of the ginger kid army walked into mcdonalds in an attempt to assasinate me, but i drown them in the restroom.

by Lawley December 22, 2008

Fat Nasty Ging

Also commonly used as "Fat Nast Ging" or "Fat Nast" (in short); it is a Ginger/Ging/someone with gingervitus that is overly over-weight, ugly as fuck, releases a deadly odour, has a morbit amount of freckles and pasty skin, or a combination of all these exaples. Fat Nasty Gingivitus is a rare deadly disease that happens to Gingers that wear flat billed hats with dollar signs on them, exco, fake chains, and exessivly smoke to be cool. They are normally extremely depressed and don't have many friends. Sometimes it is also brought on by excessive abuse from his/her parents.

CAUTION:
It is advised that if you come in contact with a fat nasty ging that you wash the areas that wer touched 10+ times with the highest grade of anti-fatnastging soap. If disease spreads, or stays for longer then 2 days, seak medical attetion immediately! FAT NASTY GINGERVITUS IS EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS!

Harry: OMG that guy is so fat nast!
Donald: Stay away from him, you don't know what diseases it may be carrying!

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Teniqua: EWWWWW look at that Fat Nasty Ging!
TeSahwna: OMFG runnnnn!!!!

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Jelawnda: That fat ginger kid thinks he's so cool smoking. What a Fat Nasty Ging!
Lefawnda: He smells sooo bad too, hopefully I don't get the disease!

by cowboys87 February 8, 2008