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2. You'll experience the finest (fungus) cultures in the shacks. If your room has a black stain hidden away in the corner, try not to breathe during your stay. Same rule applies if you got an out-of-shape, 20-something contract rat who has made a permanent nest in the room, since the last time they were home was 3 or so years ago. If the mold or rancid BO don't kill you, the concoction of STI's you'll get from the shack rats will.
2. You'll experience the finest (fungus) cultures in the shacks. If your room has a black stain hidden away in the corner, try not to breathe during your stay. Same rule applies if you got an out-of-shape, 20-something contract rat who has made a permanent nest in the room, since the last time they were home was 3 or so years ago. If the mold or rancid BO don't kill you, the concoction of STI's you'll get from the shack rats will.
Person 1: "I'm going to Gagetown for my career course(s).
Person 2: I'm sorry?
Person 1: I said, I'm going to-
Person 2: I know, I said I'm sorry.
Person 2: I'm sorry?
Person 1: I said, I'm going to-
Person 2: I know, I said I'm sorry.
by CorporalNewsNetwork March 27, 2024
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2. You'll experience the finest (fungus) cultures in the shacks. If your room has a black stain hidden away in the corner, try not to breathe during your stay. Same rule applies if you got an out-of-shape, 20-something contract rat who has made a permanent nest in the room, since the last time they were home was 3 or so years ago. If the mold or rancid BO don't kill you, the concoction of STI's you'll get from the shack rats will.
2. You'll experience the finest (fungus) cultures in the shacks. If your room has a black stain hidden away in the corner, try not to breathe during your stay. Same rule applies if you got an out-of-shape, 20-something contract rat who has made a permanent nest in the room, since the last time they were home was 3 or so years ago. If the mold or rancid BO don't kill you, the concoction of STI's you'll get from the shack rats will.
Person 1: "I'm going to Gagetown for my career course(s).
Person 2: I'm sorry?
Person 1: I said, I'm going to-
Person 2: I know, I said I'm sorry.
Person 2: I'm sorry?
Person 1: I said, I'm going to-
Person 2: I know, I said I'm sorry.
by CorporalNewsNetwork March 27, 2024
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