gingercest

Ginger-on-ginger action.

She said she was really into that guy, but because they both have red hair, it'd be gingercest if they did anything.

by Ragerrrrr February 28, 2009

Ginger faker

Named after the legendary Cream drummer, Ginger Baker. A ginger faker is one who claims to be a quality drummer, but is, in reality, just shit. Crappily copping Ginger Baker licks is common amongst ginger fakers, as are unbearably long and equally crappy drum solos.

"Sammy talked himself up like crazy, going on about his ridiculous abilities behind the drum set, but we jammed with him today, and he's a 100% ginger faker."

by Tommy the Rock June 27, 2009

gingercologist

To be a board certified specialist in all matters related to the Red headed race. These persons are capable of diagnosing almost every known medical condition related to 'gingers'. Further more, they posses the ability to cure many of the more serious cases of gingervitis.

If you feel you need the assistance of a Gingercologist, please don't hesitate to contact your nearest specialist today!

We cure mind, body and soul!

"I used to be a red head.. then I saw my local Gingercologist! He was kind, polite and most of all, discrete! Now I no longer have red hair! I'm cured!"

-Sue, Minnosotta

by Daniel Thomas, Ph D. May 9, 2010

Ginger Hippo

The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.

Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.

by knifeguywithaknife January 16, 2011

gingcest

When two or more ginger haired people do "it". Not dependent on relations.

Person 1: I heard christopher and phillipa did it last night.

Person 2: ewww dirty gingcest.

by setfiretotherain March 10, 2011

Ginger Scraper

To have sexual intercourse with a red-headed girl on concrete in a public location -- scraping her ass & scraping your knees. Afterwards you up and leave and don't get her number. Bravo.

I just did a ginger scraper and have the scars to prove it!

by n00geDoesLakeGeorge August 24, 2011

Ginger coffin

A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.

When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"

by Rara22 November 7, 2012