girl gardener 

An unfunny, smallminded euphemism for a lesbian used mostly by "men" unable to relate to women in a normal way.
A woman who tends lady gardens, ploughs the furrow manually, enjoys the fruit of the bush, prefers melons to plums, etc.

I once asked out a female horticulturalist, but she turned out to be a girl gardener.

girl gardener by Nexie December 24, 2006

Girl Penis

A penis attached to a girl

"Hey have you seen Amanda's girl penis?" "Yeah it's bigger then mine!"

Girl Penis by KushMan1021 February 15, 2010

Girl Scout Cookies 

Crack cocaine for those who don't do drugs

YO, you got some girl scout cookies? I'm feindin
Ya man i'tll cost you a dub for some thin mints

Girl Scout Cookies by yodaddyandyourmommy January 11, 2012

Girl Salad 

When many girls come together and do things such as pile together into what appears to be a giant salad made up of only girls. No carrots. Nothing like that. Just girls. Just salad. Just a girl salad. All girl. All salad. All girl salad.

"Cool guys! Cool. You're cool, right? Yeah, Uh Huh. Cunt. Cunt. Flappy cunt. Old cunt? Ooooh. Fifteen year cunt. Niceeee! Gonna go make a girl salad? Yeah? Cool. Awesome. You're awesome."

Girl Salad by Vanderhoof November 24, 2009

Girl Wang 

A girl who looks like she has a penis.

"Dude, that girl has such a huge girl wang."

Girl Wang by whiteniggaabitch August 23, 2011

girl jizz 

When a girl is engaging in sexual activities and splooges
Ex:”Jaelenn:Oh yes Ricky keep going, *squirt enters mouth*. Oh no!”... *3 months later* Ricky:”I’m pregnant with our attack helicopter”

Jaelenn girl jizzed all over Ricky because he is so hot and pleasures women well

girl jizz by The Foopinator August 7, 2017

Girl in Red 

Girl in Red is a singer who is a member of the LGBTQ+, so if a girl asks another "girl in red?" she's basically asking her if she's into dating/likes girls.

girl one: "girl in red? 👉👈"
girl two: "hell yeah!"

Girl in Red by kenekochannn September 10, 2020