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The forest

If you like this game you enjoy getting anally raped by dudes who are twice your size. This game is so bad that even EA couldn’t compete.
Holy shit, this game is almost worse than the forest
by Donkey ape horse sex June 7, 2022
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forest falls

If you live up in Forest Falls, you’re pretty cool and very hardcore. Located in the San Bernardino National Forest, it is truly exciting and unique community. Mostly old retired people live up there, but occasionally you’ll meet younger folks. The people are chill and like it up in their mountain home. They deal with bears and various other assortment of creatures and respect nature and wildlife. So, don’t abuse nature around them! They ALWAYS commute, so don’t even try to complain about how traffic sucks or how long you have to drive. Don’t complain about they weather around them, it makes them feel awkward when you say, “Oh it’s so cold, it’s 40 degrees!” They know what r e a l cold weather is like. Forest Falls residents are very helpful and kind. They work as a team, protecting eachother and looking out for one another. If there’s a fire, your neighbor will have your back. If there’s a flood, a neighbor is ready to help. A bear broke into your home? Your neighbor saw and notified you. If you have a Forest Falls friend, keep them close to hand. They will always be there for you and perhaps even let you hang out with them in the snow watching bears and squirrels. Don’t expect them to be able to keep up watching Netflix or something on the internet, the WiFi is

R E A L L Y slow, since they live smack dab in the middle of a Forest.
“Oh she lives in Forest Falls, that’s so cool! I wish I could stay up there forever!”

“How long does it take for you to drive to work everyday? Oh you’re retired? That’s cool.”

“Did you see the latest show? Oh yeah, that’s right, you live in Forest Falls there is no internet.”
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forest jerk

When you jerk off to some mystical elves in the forest
I just an amazing forest jerk to this elvish princess in Mirkwood
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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Forest

When you get lost in that place with the fuckin trees and shit
Phil: I’m fucking lost in the forest
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023
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Forest

Forests are independent,strong minded, determined, they go after what they want and won't stop until they get it. They may come off as they are confident even. Bit cocky but deep down they are insecure and never see the good I themselves this why they are always pushing themselves harder and to do better they can always be better. If you have Forest as a friend you will never want to loose that friendship they are loyal,funny,kind and giving. They love to give gifts to show there love. They are the freakest in the bedroom and don't disappoint and they sexiest man you will ever meet.
Forest is the most amazing person I have ever met
by Kj curty May 21, 2023
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