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Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
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Douche flower

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.
Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021
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Spleens Flower

Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.
by Poyomaster696969 September 8, 2020
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[u think u flower]

To refer to someone that is actually feeling herself/himself is so pretty with over confidence but actually their face is so so
Alexa : "no man can get me, because i'm very pretty"

Simba: "u think u flower?"

So 'u think u flower' is just a slang word to call them, ewh you nasty
by bibiralaska April 2, 2020
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Flower

For me flowers are always my joy every time I see them. The flowers slowly bloom, I feel the purity of being in harmony with nature.
The metal panels on top of the generator opened like a flower, automatically adjusting themselves to catch the most sun.
by Tit__ November 22, 2021
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knuckle flowers

I'm gonna give you knuckle flowers if you don't tell me the truth!
by Lerner May 17, 2014
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Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.
Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?
by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020
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