fleshlog

huge penis

she swalloed my fleshlog whole.

My fleshlog is similar in size to a yule tide christmas log

My fleshlog got stuck in her bearded axewound

by gdano December 14, 2012

Flesh pizza

Term referring to the male or female genetalia

After the movie we went home and she gave up her flesh pizza

She wanted the back door delivery of my flesh pizza

by friendofchickenslave August 19, 2013

flesh trench

A slang term for a large vagina as defined by a group of young males durring the 1990's on vancouver island, canada. Also known as a "meat ditch"

"dude, i went home with that chick from the bar and when i got into her panties she had a massive flesh trench bro."

by deadfishv September 21, 2013

flesh bone

A nickname for male genitalia. Usually erect.

Yea I have the biggest flesh bone right now.

by Lapisgamez October 21, 2015

Flesh Pocket

Using a body orfice to hide something, usually dope or contraband in prison.

I got pulled over, so I gave my dope to my girlfriend. She shoved it down her pants and into her flesh pocket so I didn't get caught.

When I got stripped down after visitation, I had the weed in my flesh pocket. Made it back to block, pulled it out, washed the baggies and made a mint selling it on the yard.

by Guitar God Jay January 19, 2016

flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.

I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.

by Excited Barry January 22, 2016

Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.

Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!

by Penguinsex April 15, 2016