slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.

"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint

by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016

side five

When a teacher says high five but you are on the other side of the room

Great job... ur so far away so side five!

by THINGSIHEARINSCHOOL March 8, 2017

five-facer

A fivefacer is someone who is not only two-faced, fake, and or a backstabber but all of the above and then some...ect.

Man that girl is so fake she acts different with each and every person. She's such a five-facer.

by susanahanson662 May 2, 2020

five to the eye

A slap to the face or punch in the eye.

When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.

by mousepole June 26, 2010

Horror-Five

Synonym for the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, arguably one of the most congested freeways on the planet.

I work in Westwood. Oh, do you have to take the horror-five to work? Yeah, I have to get off on La Cienga to avoid Carmageddon this weekend.

by Soiltek July 16, 2011

five timer

Going out with five people or things at a time

He fancies L C the doughnuts slide and swing

Five timer

by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013

five nail

Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.

guy: do you think mike smokes?

dude: are you kiding he has the worst five nail I've ever seen

by drewdt April 29, 2011