Fishing

When a creepy ass man is in a park with a fishing rod, and at the end of the fishing rod he has a candy bar. He is standing on a van and is fishing for children.

Kid: Mom what is he doing?
Mom: Don't come close he is fishing.

by waklsdjf;klasdjfklasf May 29, 2018

Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

scale of fishiness

The scale that is used for rating how fishy or shrimp smelling a pussy is. Scale goes from 0-100 and 100 is the most smelling pussy ever, usually from a nasty dyke who just got done with a soccer or softball match and didnt wash herself the last few nights.. Used for indicating whether or not someone has a smoked trout or not, as well as other things.

Will Smith "DAAAAAAAAAMN my brothaaaa, that girl has a stankkkyyyyyy mofuggin pussayyyyyy"
Sean Connery " Yea, shes got to be at LEAST a 75 on the scale of fishiness"

by the fisherman of life January 1, 2010

nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie

aleya

aleya is a nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie

by faggie_stank_fishy___hoeeeee_1 December 11, 2019

Fishified

To have consummed so much seafood that you feel genuinely fortified.

Prawn Eater 1: Man, that fish pie was so good.
Prawn Eater 2: Yeah, I'm honestly fishified.

by biodegraded January 11, 2011

Jelly Fishing

when a person is sagging and their crack is visible aka plumbers crack and a friend who simply cannot resist temptation sticks their finger in the crack and wiggles it around. originates from Sponge Bob

Jerry: Fine this is what jelly fishing is...

Amanda: Did you just stick ur finger in my crack??...

Patrick: Thats what she said! OH WASSUP!

by Jellyfishers unanimous. November 14, 2009

Skeezer Fishing Team

1. A group based in dunnellon florida that fishes for skeezers and gets crunk

Damn those guys in skeezer fishing team are badass

by sft 993 January 13, 2010