Elis

your name is melisa and you’re doing That tiktok challange

melisa - what would my name be if i took away the first and the last letters of my name ?

by I like the view July 16, 2020

eli

a super fine guy. is super sweet and funny. every girl loves to be around him. he is so hot. he doesnt have many friends but the ones he does are genuine and true. his whole friend group is smokin!

eli looks so good today

by jdjehebd October 5, 2021

Pull an eli

Ghosting someone online for a long period of time for having to delete an app.

Eg. “What’s up dude? You look sad… Did your dad make you pull an eli?

by Spyrolander April 5, 2022

Eli

A kid who says random shit constantly and it gets hella annoying. He’s also real good at basketball but has weird taste in girls and is super picky. If you tick him off enough he’ll do this weird eye roll thing to try to make you feel bad for him. Anyway overall, fuck this kid.

Bro Eli won’t even eat pepperoni pizza.

by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020

eli

quote unquote benches 225 lbs
thinks hes strong but just fucking fat.

Eli: Let go jump sam
You: No I'm not your not strong just fat

by faggiewaggie December 11, 2023

blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022

Eli

A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!

They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'

Eli has become an insult

Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."

by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025