upper decker

AN ACT OF WAR. To take shit shit (some crazy how) in the upper tank of a conventional toilet. The next flush will be your shit and shit colored water. WARNING: The tank will be saturated with your shit. Hence the WAR about to commence. Do not do this without an immediate exit plan. And a fucking follow up plan of how and why you did such a fucking nasty thing.

I took and Upper Decker and dipped. Because I hate that fuck. And I am also a nasty unhygienic piece of shit whom wanted to fowl their party and embarrass.... fucking however.

by theutopianing September 19, 2012

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

A black hoe with braces that likes to suck dick.

That hoe is a Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

by RaGeFaCe15 September 20, 2016

horse dickery

dicking around, not getting shit done.
actions that impede a smooth flow of work.

We will never get this done with the amount of horse dickery going on.

by uncle schmoocoo November 12, 2007

sucker duckers

sneakers

I got new pants and a new shirt now all I need is a fresh pair of sucker duckers.

by Chemical Wally July 19, 2009

Triple Decker

A sex act involving three people, 2 males and 1 girl. First one man lays on his back with an erect penis. A girl then lays on top with the erect penis inside her anus or vagina, doesn't matter. Then a second man will get on top of the girl and insert his erect penis into an available hole (vagina, anus, doesn't matter).

When doing a Triple Decker your penises can touch inside the woman

by stinkywhitedick September 29, 2015

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin'

An event when two couples receive phalacio while defecating in the bowl and in the tank.

"Yo Dawg, did you hear Shaniqua was in a Upper Decker Double Blumpkin' last night?'

by mrButters April 23, 2009

Doker

a fine descriptive for the penis, usually reserved for conversations with blue collar working folk or for tall tales with your friends.

"of course the broad was hot! i had to slap her the doker twice last night!

by deuce October 3, 2003