docka

1. a pair of hairy testicals.

your an absolute docka.
you can be a real docka sometimes.

by Natalie Banks September 8, 2007

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cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag

1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"

by Uvall September 26, 2010

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russian space docking

its when the mans puts his butts on the womans vaginzer and poops real hards and the womans vaginizer is bloody. the man sez 'wheres my fema trailer?'. this is russian space docking.

i once been putting my ass up near the womans special parts. it was real wet. i ates alot of salad. at this moment i realized we be russian space docking cuz she was also at that time of the month and i wasnt waitin' to take a big dump in her parts. mmm. it felt good that day.

by shizzyt July 24, 2008

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dock

A faece that has been frozen for use as a dildo

'Man, I made the best dock for Alesha last night, she'll love it!'

by SuperJumper July 19, 2007

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docking

Normally homosexual. The act of inserting progressivly larger objects in to a mans jap eye (yes all the way down) so eventually one man's knob can fit in the other guy's urethra. (It seems imposiible but I have seen a video proving a 1 inch dildo has been thrusted in and out of a blokes jap eye quite violently!!!)

Elton was Docking David so they could become more closer.

by Jon Childs July 29, 2008

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