microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

by Sexydimma November 14, 2019

diarrhea of the mouth

when you use a bunch of curse words, similar to Tourette's syndrome or when you spread a lot of gossip.

Guy: I can't believe you went out with that asshole. He is such a player!

Girl: At least I don't have diarrhea of the mouth!

by Jaeda June 15, 2008

Diarmuid

This kid is probably the biggest smartass has a 3 inch cock mostly likely a midget and will never ever have sex but a actually nice and kind kid

Bobviously how look at that smartass
John he is obviously a diarmuid

Craig well at least he's not a sean

by Waish November 1, 2018

diario

stupid spanish work mr wiess gives us

i forgot to turn in my diario so mr weirss marked me down....

by da cheese December 10, 2004

oral diarrhea

when you eat something brown all day when yo'ure sick and then puke it up and it looks like diarrhea

me: Have I got news for you!
friend: whats that?
me: All I did was drink hot chocolate all day and then I puked! It was total oral diarrhea!

by Paula&Brian February 26, 2007

Ice Diarrhea

What you are left with after having all of the flavor out of a "Slushie" or "Freezy Pop". Is normaly the color of the flavor you asked for but turns out to be slushed up ice. Is normally as "Loose" as Diarrhea

Your Friend: "Hey man can I have some of that slushie?"
You: "Sorry Man, I already had all the flavor, All I am left with is Ice Diarrhea"
Your Friend: "Oh Sorry"
You: "It's cool"

by Masked Muffin May 25, 2010

climatal diarrhea

A constant flow of rain which. looks a lot like diarrhea (except for the colour)

Ey i am drowning in climatal diarrhea!

It dont matter...drown

by kapers July 11, 2005