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David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.
David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.
by Slunken April 16, 2020
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Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020
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A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend
Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.
by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020
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The definition of being HIGGHHH
Your so david
by Highhhh boiii February 25, 2020
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David is a very stupid boy and he is a Minecraft nerd.
Fuck, hes playing Minecraft again.

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David
by Horny 2000 March 2, 2020
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A fucking blockhead gimp. Loves cock and eats shit. mentally insane and likes kids.
David stop, I’m only 6
by Monkeypp445 March 6, 2020
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David's are usually a very big guy who workout everyday. The girls don't like him because he sweats ALL THE TIME. He plays jv sports through out his highschool career and doesn't touch not one Varsity game. He his a game freak but sucks at every game he plays
David gets no playing time
by Bigbillyboyy March 17, 2020
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