Dalton

A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.

"Mike is totally the Dalton of the workplace"

by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024

DAFT OTAKU

A jobless leprechaun that’s a miserable loser. He’s a discord mod that made both his parents want to die so they did 💀

If i was daft otaku’s parents I’d sure want to kill myself too!!!

by AltariaAsInThePokemon March 3, 2024

Daft Guy

A person who is just stupid, not in terms of how smart they are but just in terms of common sense.
Some one who just does not understand basic concepts and acts like they were born yesterday.
Daft guy is gender neutral and feel free to use it anywhere in any conversation.

"For goodness sake Peter you DAFT GUY"

by ChulzDaDaftGuy March 24, 2024

Dalton Gomez

A bottom f slur who fucked Ariana Grande and still decided to cheat on her.

Person1: "What makes you think Dalton Gomez is a cheater?"
Person2: “It explains it all in don’t wanna break up again in her new album.”

by honeymoon_sweetener April 5, 2024

Dalton’s twin

A word to describe a nonexistent twin or sibling.

As a child, he created stories about Dalton’s twin, Kevin, a nonexistent sibling who embodied all the dreams he wished he could share.

by Dalton C October 3, 2024

daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things

Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small

by anonymous December 3, 2024

Dalton

A roided up dickhead. He’s a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. Smokes way too much weed and goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality. The best way to explain any person named “Dalton” is look up High School Douche-Bag.

Don’t be a “dalton”…

by Snoopy1557 December 16, 2024