by Billy1234114 September 28, 2017

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."
"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"
"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"
"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024

by 459395 March 4, 2022

Dr cube is a part of a show named Kaiju big battle one thing he is most famous for is turning niggers into his evil minions, Dr cube is the main villain in the show that it might actually be dying rn lolololol
by Hcchc October 9, 2020

Cubing occurs when a group of people pass an ice cube around in a circle by kissing the person next to them and spitting the ice cube into that person's mouth. Cubing has been known to get large groups of people sick, and is most commonly practiced in western Montana or eastern Washington. It is unknown who started the trend, or why they did it, but cubing has been gaining traction among many Mormon college students.
"Yo Avery, spit the cube in Pierre's mouth before it melts"
"I wonder why we're all sick. Were we cubing this weekend? I was so drunk I can't remember"
"Fuck! Who dropped the ice cube? Now we have to restart."
"I wonder why we're all sick. Were we cubing this weekend? I was so drunk I can't remember"
"Fuck! Who dropped the ice cube? Now we have to restart."
by Lou Reed October 28, 2021

When your sister asks you what yo want to drink, you mean choccy milk, but then say "sugar cube water" just to be an annoying little brother.
by xXanonymousleoXx June 26, 2022

by JimJimJr. November 1, 2017
