baby cow

A slang word that can describe just about anything

omg frau was being such a baby cow today
Joel's roommate is such a baby cow like ewww
Randy's teeth look like a baby cow

by Babyk1 April 8, 2015

cow cunt

Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.

That cow cunt has extremely rancid teeth.

by Emma Notakow January 23, 2004

COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

by Pedant tic May 3, 2005

pet cow

a guy you just met that you think is hot can be your pet cow. you choose

meeting a hot guy going up to him saying hi.. whats your name and then pat him on the head and say you are now my pet cow :) (only if you think he is hot)

by pet cow lover ♥ October 6, 2012

dry cow

A moose that can't have any more calfs

A Girl who can't have kids

Or another meaning she is a person with no self respect

Look at that dry cow guys,she's so dirty

by Fml I'm dead anyways September 11, 2014

Fat Cow

When the bitch an unacceptable level of thicc

Cameron: Man that bih thicc, amirite?
Nigel: Nah, m8 she unacceptably thicc, the fat cow.

by Dummy Thicc ×2 April 17, 2019