cougar's life

a life based on hedonism and immorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is you can ask Hugh Hefner

by Sexydimma November 24, 2013

Cougar

super hot lady dating a younger guy (who is also usually super attractive)

"man she's a cougar. her mans a couple years younger than her. "

by idfk like at all October 30, 2022

Cougar high five

The moment when a cougar and another cougar touch the vaginas.

Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.

by Violent_eddie May 29, 2021

N.C.A (National Cougar Association)

A category someone is placed in when considered to be a (cougar).

Malinda is now in the N.C.A (National Cougar Association)

by ginga-_-ninga March 25, 2011

Cougar

An older woman going after a younger partner

Ex: "My girlfriend, Liz is a cougar"

by Gaymanny July 3, 2025

Corner cougar

The Corner Cougar spots her prey and is extremely selective. She will lie in wait to seduce the hottest younger guy in the bar, club or sports field. She is more sexy and lethal than a regular run-of-the-mill cougar because she is subtle even though she’s on the prowl.

The Corner Cougar is the opposite of desperate. She is so gorgeous and mysterious she knows the guys will be drawn into her corner. She hunts but the prey are lining up without her having to lift a finger. Not every guy is brave enough for the challenge. She is the ultimate cougar prize with major bragging rights if you score her.

Young guy to his buddy: “Hey Dude, that Corner Cougar is super hot! Wonder if I stand a chance in hell?”

“That Corner Cougar’s gonna eat me alive!”

“If I can score that Corner Cougar I know I’ll get the best blowjob of my life!”

by Madame GenX May 12, 2021

cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.

Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"

by Mcribbles May 31, 2022