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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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cougar

me: hey you see that girl?
friend: yeah she’s older.
me: yeah she’s a cougar😳
by hellcat64)3$ August 24, 2022
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Cougar

Jasmine is a cougar
by TaraDalton04 February 22, 2022
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cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.
by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016
mugGet the cougar tubemug.

Cougar

A majestic and powerful wild feline, scientifically known as Puma concolor, but often referred to as a "cougar." These magnificent creatures are native to the Americas and are characterized by their slender bodies, muscular build, and tan or tawny fur. Cougars are renowned for their stealthy hunting skills and ability to adapt to various habitats, including mountains, forests, and deserts. They are also called mountain lions, pumas, catamounts, and panthers.
Did you know the Cougar is the largest big cat that can purr. Let that sink in for a few hours
by GgAbe June 30, 2023
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Cougar

Alyviah

Alyviah is a the definition of a cougar.
“is she a cougar like Alyviah tho?”
by cougarlife_101 June 2, 2025
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OG Cougars

A bunch a bitches, spoiled by their parents, and who are also very gay with each other, and take showers together
The OG Cougars are the gayest group at Sports Weekend...#NoCap
by BigSauceMan July 6, 2019
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